*glances around*

[not_amooosed]

Hello. My name is Io. I'm a princess, and... to make a long story short, be careful about gods, or you might spend the better part of your youth turned into a cow, guarded by someone with a hundred eyes, and then chased halfway around the Mediterranean by a stinging fly.

It really isn't pleasant.

Trust me.

[Typist: Couldn't help myself. Yep

Comments

[parispicked_me]

*gigglesnort* I remember you!

[not_amooosed]

... I really don't think it's very funny.

[parispicked_me]

Trust me. It's really funny.

[not_amooosed]

You wouldn't like it if it happened to you!

[zeusexmachina]

*charming grin!* Ah, my darling Io. You're looking... thinner.

[not_amooosed]

.....*GLARE*

[zeusexmachina]

...what, no kiss?

Typist: ... *jedimindtrick* That did not happen.

[not_amooosed]

....No.

Typist: What didn't happen?

[winebearer]

I don't think I've met you... but hello anyways.

*pause* Wine?

[not_amooosed]

... All right.

[winebearer]

*pours a cup* Wine's very good for cheering people up.

[not_amooosed]

Thank you.

[powertopersuade]

Hiya! I don't believe we've met. It's nice to meet ya. I'm Peitho, goddess of persuasion.

I see you already know my mother. *grin*

[not_amooosed]

...Yes. I do. *grimace*

[lawof5]

Hi babe!

[not_amooosed]

..Hello.

[lawof5]

How's tricks?