*glances around*

[not_amooosed]

Hello. My name is Io. I'm a princess, and... to make a long story short, be careful about gods, or you might spend the better part of your youth turned into a cow, guarded by someone with a hundred eyes, and then chased halfway around the Mediterranean by a stinging fly.

It really isn't pleasant.

Trust me.

[Typist: Couldn't help myself. Yep. Io. Distant ancestor of Heracles, and... the cow lady.]