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[killer_mom]

Hello! *giggle* My name's Cindy Stoker. Spike Stoker's my husband and we have a beautiful baby daughter named Betty. Hi Spikey! *wave* I'm a part-time librarian, as is my entire family, and I often get called away to do freelance work, such as emergency index-card filing. You know how it is - those things get so cluttered all the time. *giggle*

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[sweariwontdie]

What would you take for a contract on Lord Voldemort?

[killer_mom]

*looks around to be sure Spike isn't nearby*

Depends. He's a Lord? That carries a hefty sum, you know.

[sweariwontdie]

He's a wizard. I think the Lord is self-styled.

[killer_mom]

I see. A wizard? Meaning a slight bit of difficulty when attempting to kill. Okay. *calculates* That'll cost you . . . ten thousand should be all right. Used and unmarked bills, in a suitcase, the works. Deal?

[not_buffys_bf]

Cindy! *hugs and clings a little*

I have no idea about any of this. None at all. Nope.

Typist: *GLOMP!*

[killer_mom]

Spikey! *tacklehug*

OMGSD I'm glad to hear that.

Typist: *GLOMPS BACK!*

[thursdayn]

... wonderful.

[killer_mom]

Hello Thursday! I'm not going to kill you here, so no worries.

[impossiblenicki]

Welcome, Mme. Stoker. You aren't, I hope, a vampire hunter like your husband?

[killer_mom]

Pleased to meet you! Nope, I'm an a assassin librarian! Plenty of No danger here!

[romanticrubbish]

Hello! It's so good to meet you! As I librarian I guess you see a lot of my work. *beams*

[killer_mom]

Why, hello, Ms. Farquitt! It's an honour to meet you! As a matter of fact, I do. All the time people are checking out your books.