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Hello! *giggle* My name's Cindy Stoker. Spike Stoker's my husband and we have a beautiful baby daughter named Betty. Hi Spikey! *wave* I'm a part-time librarian, as is my entire family, and I often get called away to do freelance work, such as emergency index-card filing. You know how it is - those things get so cluttered all the time. *giggle*
I'm sekritly an assassin for hire known as the Windowmaker. THERE IS NO N. YOU SEE NO N IN THAT WORD. If any of you need someone taken out, just give me a call. I've killed sixty-eight people in my career - yes, I did Samuel Pring - and my reputation is very good. There's all sorts of things said about me. "If you have a contract with the Windowmaker, stick to reading short stories." Flattery like that. I'm the best at what I do. *strikes a pose* The only one I've failed in killing so far is Thursday Next, but from everything one hears about her, she's nigh impossible to kill anyway. Didn't mean I didn't try my hardest, though.
Typist: Another one from Thursday Next. And, erm, sorry about the huge strikeout paragraph. XD
I'm sekritly an assassin for hire known as the Windowmaker. THERE IS NO N. YOU SEE NO N IN THAT WORD. If any of you need someone taken out, just give me a call. I've killed sixty-eight people in my career - yes, I did Samuel Pring - and my reputation is very good. There's all sorts of things said about me. "If you have a contract with the Windowmaker, stick to reading short stories." Flattery like that. I'm the best at what I do. *strikes a pose* The only one I've failed in killing so far is Thursday Next, but from everything one hears about her, she's nigh impossible to kill anyway. Didn't mean I didn't try my hardest, though.
Typist: Another one from Thursday Next. And, erm, sorry about the huge strikeout paragraph. XD