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[sweet_madman]

So. *takes a bite out of an apple* It has been quite a day

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[parispicked_me]

Of course it's fair! I'm the goddess of TRUE love! I'm in charge of even love that people THINK happened on its own. Just sometimes I choose to appear to make it happen and sometimes I let the mortals go on thinking they've done it themselves. But I'm in charge of it all.

[sweet_madman]

Well, then, are you going to make him fall in love with me? *curious smirk, somehow not too concerned* If you do, don't make it too sudden.

*pulls out another apple, shining it on his shirt, and offers it to her* Apple?

[parispicked_me]

What'll you'll give me? *takes the apple* Besides fruit.

[sweet_madman]

I have nothing to give, lady, and I would really rather you didn't--I'm fond of my soul, you see. But I only suppose that if you did... it would be very, very interesting, for all involved or interested.

A demon who has never loved, and only reaps souls for his master, never a thought or deed of his own volition, suddenly falls in love... and then ... what? And then what would he do for love?

You see? It is interesting. I don't know whether to beg you to act, or beg you to stay your hand forever. Either way, I am damned.

[dreamsofstars]

*facepalms* I can't leave you alone for one moment, can I?

[lawof5]

*facepalms* I can't leave you alone for one moment, can I?

[sweet_madman]

I'm afraid, gorgeous, that I am incorrigible.

[veronaloverboy]

from: where puppets go when their typists are away
to: where puppets send mail when their typists slack off

Mercutio,
WTFBBQUSSR?
- Romeo

(except more poetic, perhaps)

[sweet_madman]

Apple? *offers one*

[veronaloverboy]

*putting a fancy swirl at the end of the R on his last post*

...

*takes the apple* Have you lost what little of your mind you still possess?

[sweet_madman]

I have as much as I ever did. Remember the time I lost the bet to Phineas Capulet over the leaking dam, and nearly drowned for my folly? *smirks* I don't bet to win--I bet for the sake of the game.

What care I for souls? I am damned already.

[willwork4souls]

*raises an eyebrow* I never said I would enlist Aphrodite's help.

[sweet_madman]

Well. I didn't particularly say you would. I'm just wondering, supposing that she should get involved... whether or not it still counts.

Besides, is it really in your best interests to fall in love with me? Then you'd have to break your own heart and send me to hell. *grins and waggles his eyebrows*

Apple? *offers*

[willwork4souls]

I see no reason why not.

I never said I would fall in love with you, either. *smiles slightly* But if I were to fall in love with you, and take you to Hell, then I would be with you forever, would I not?

*takes it and bites into it*

[sweet_madman]

I thought that was assumed. *smirks* You give me your heart in exchange for my soul. Nothing else would be fair.

And how would I live in hell, as a demon's lover? *curious smirk*