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[sweet_madman]

So. *takes a bite out of an apple* It has been quite a day

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[willwork4souls]

*raises an eyebrow* I never said I would enlist Aphrodite's help.

[sweet_madman]

Well. I didn't particularly say you would. I'm just wondering, supposing that she should get involved... whether or not it still counts.

Besides, is it really in your best interests to fall in love with me? Then you'd have to break your own heart and send me to hell. *grins and waggles his eyebrows*

Apple? *offers*

[willwork4souls]

I see no reason why not.

I never said I would fall in love with you, either. *smiles slightly* But if I were to fall in love with you, and take you to Hell, then I would be with you forever, would I not?

*takes it and bites into it*

[sweet_madman]

I thought that was assumed. *smirks* You give me your heart in exchange for my soul. Nothing else would be fair.

And how would I live in hell, as a demon's lover? *curious smirk*

[willwork4souls]

It sounds it. My heart shall remain my own. There is more than one way to capture a soul.

*smiles* Eternal torment, like any other damned soul. Sexual in nature.

[sweet_madman]

What other ways were you planning to use, then? *nabs another apple, shining it on his shirt*

Would you personally oversee my torment, then? I've been a very naughty boy.

[willwork4souls]

Enough sin can drag a soul to Hell.

That is not my post, but mayhap I would. I know it.

[sweet_madman]

Well, see, the goddess Eris, who calls me her second-favorite, has a religion of her own, and she has offered me a place in Elysia. So. *bites into the apple with a crunch* Regardless of how much sin I get into, my soul belongs to her. So traditional methods will bear no fruit.

Did you have any other back-up plans, or are we back to the love thing? *grins*

[willwork4souls]

...Perhaps I shall speak to her.

*sighs* Yes, we are. For the moment.