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[chosethefairest]

Hey dudes! Wow, this place rocks. I mean, so many gorgeous babes… Really, what could go wrong? *smiles charmingly, if somewhat blankly* Ladies, I’m at your service. Really. *brushes hair out of face* You might have heard of me. The name’s Paris, prince of Troy. You know those bitching goddesses? They called me to be their judge, because really, who

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[afterthinking]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! ^__________________^ REMEMBER ME?!

Typist: No, love. He doesn't.

[chosethefairest]

Uhhhhh... Give me a clue?

[afterthinking]

I'M YOUR UNCLE!!!!!! ^__________________^

Typist: *facepalm* Well, technically, but...

[chosethefairest]

Great! My uncle's a hippie!

[queen_oracle]

*tries very hard not to hurt self while stifling laugh* 'Lo there.

[chosethefairest]

Hey babe. You know, you oughta have someone look at that cough of yours.

[queen_oracle]

*grins and lights her pipe* I did. He told me to stay away from second-hand ego. The effects are almost as painful as having a direct case.

[chosethefairest]

You don't need to tell me. I was married to it.

[pfantastic]

*smiles prettily* Hello, Master Paris--how charming to meet you. *extends hand elegantly* My name is Pfannee, of Pfann Hall. You're a prince? How...wealthy very nice. I do hope we can get to know one another. *primps*

[beautifulmortal]

*pout-flounce-GLARE*

[pfantastic]

*eyes her, one eyebrow raised prettily* Yes? Do you have something to say?

[beautifulmortal]

*sniffs* Not to you. *hair-toss*

[lakelady_nimue]

A lot could go wrong with "gorgeous babes"--and in your case, already has.

I think people are going to have a lot of fun with you. Fun, of course, has a variable meaning depending on the person.

[chosethefairest]

Oh, come on. That whole Troy business? So in the past.

*grin* And fun is my intention, sugarcake.

[mabination]

Huh. And what do we have here?

I've read about you. You sure were an idiot, weren't you?

[chosethefairest]

Hey! It could have happened to anyone!