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[chosethefairest]

Hey dudes! Wow, this place rocks. I mean, so many gorgeous babes… Really, what could go wrong? *smiles charmingly, if somewhat blankly* Ladies, I’m at your service. Really. *brushes hair out of face* You might have heard of me. The name’s Paris, prince of Troy. You know those bitching goddesses? They called me to be their judge, because really, who else would they choose?

Anyway, that’s enough from me. After all, a prince has his duties. So many ladies, so little time. *wink*