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[crocgod]

Hello.

Offler, thix-armed cwocodile god of Klatch. They also worthip me in Ephebe. Thought I thould dwop by and let you know I'm here.

Yesh, I know I thpeek funny. It'sh the tuskth. Laugh and I'll wip your thpine out.

Now bring me thausages.

Offler, from Pratchett's Dishc - I mean, Discworld :)

Comments

[strictly_susan]

Hello, Offler *nods*

[crocgod]

Thusan *nods*

[vardagilthoniel]

I'll pass.

[crocgod]

Path on what?

[vardagilthoniel]

The worship thing. It's kinda tacky for one god to worship another.

[crocgod]

Yeth, well, there are plenty of other godth on the Dithk (not that we really acnowledge each other, thatth cheating), tho I'm uthed to it.

[mort_stohelit]

*nods* Offler. *offers sausages?*

[crocgod]

Mort, right? *eats sausages* Nith to thee thomeone who offers the actual thing for oneth. Usually my priethts cook them, offer me the thmell and eat the thauthages 'earthly thell' themselves. Cheepthcateth.

[hel_hath_fury]

Nice to see some other pantheons than the Greeks represented. *offers her hand* Hel, Norse Goddess of the Underworld. A pleasure.

[crocgod]

*takes hand in one of his six* The pleasure ith mine.

[hel_hath_fury]

*smiles charmingly* Lovely to meet you! *thinks he's cute*

*a note is delivered*

[sweariwontdie]

Lord Offler,

I hope you don't eat rabbits or sisters. Otherwise, welcome.

Your servant,
Armand St. Just

Re: *a note is delivered*

[crocgod]

Warely. I believe I may have called down vengethe on a wabbit that tried to thteal my wuby, once.

Re: *a note is delivered*

[sweariwontdie]

Lord Offler,

I'll keep Marigold out of your way then.

Armand St. Just