(no subject)

[crocgod]

Hello.

Offler, thix-armed cwocodile god of Klatch. They also worthip me in Ephebe. Thought I thould dwop by and let you know I'm here.

Yesh, I know I thpeek funny. It'sh the tuskth. Laugh and I'll wip your thpine out.

Now bring me thausages.

Offler, from Pratchett's Dishc - I mean, Discworld :)