Hello.

[armorborrower]

*looks around* Well, hello. My name is Patroclus. I fought in the Trojan War, which.. was some time ago, from the looks of things. I was.. killed, but.. it seems I am back now, so.. that's convenient, I suppose.

I see I have been preceded by my lover cousin, Achilles. He is much more well-renowned than I am, but.. I do what I can. And he

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[avenginggoddess]

Hello, Patroclus.

[armorborrower]

*nods* Hello, Nemesis.

[craftycurufin]

Nice to meet you, Patroclus. *bows* I'm Curufin.

Typist: Yay! Iliad people! *bounces happily* Squeee!

[armorborrower]

It is nice to meet you as well, Curufin.

[dear_hyacinth]

More with the evasions! *flings up hands* Dear heaven you helped the man with his armor, everyone knows that. For the love of -

...*stares* Are things really that different outside Sparta? They can't be. Someone would have said.

[armorborrower]

Evading what? What are you talking about?

[dear_hyacinth]

*decides that the world is clearly mad*

...Ne'er mind.

*would like Apollo now, please*

[totallycousins]

*wouldn't, really* *whistles innocently*

[pemberley_pimp]

Indeed? Well then, I bid you welcome, although I don't look upon your attachment to your cousin with a pleased eye.

[armorborrower]

Thank you for the welcome, and.. I ask why not?

[pemberley_pimp]

Such things are not accepted in certain circles, Sir.

[armorborrower]

Strange circles, I dare say. But then, these are strange times, from what I've seen.

[ms_labyrinth]

Hello. I'm Ariadne. You seem reasonable enough, I guess... Maybe you could keep your annoying "cousin" busy so I don't have to see him.