Hello.

[armorborrower]

*looks around* Well, hello. My name is Patroclus. I fought in the Trojan War, which.. was some time ago, from the looks of things. I was.. killed, but.. it seems I am back now, so.. that's convenient, I suppose.

I see I have been preceded by my lover cousin, Achilles. He is much more well-renowned than I am, but.. I do what I can. And he likes it. Really. A lot. It will, I'm sure, be a pleasure to meet you all.

[Typist: Patroclus. From the Iliad. Achilles'... cousin. Yes. Cousin. ;)]