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[adrian_lush]

*directs his minions around* Set up cameras there and there and put my chair over here. No, the guest couch cannot face my chair, it needs to face the camera! Come on people, you should know how to do this! And don't forget to set up the table for the toast to sit on

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[avenginggoddess]

Why would you want to interview me? And why do you host a talk show? I saw one once and now I'm trying to hunt down Opera and shoot her and it was boring.

[adrian_lush]

And who might you be, pretty lady? I host a talk show because I'm good at it and I enjoy it when I don't have government people breathing down my neck.

[avenginggoddess]

...I'm not pretty *has self esteem issues, can you tell?* But I'm Nemesis. Oh. Well, have fun with that.

[adrian_lush]

Nonsense! You're a Goddess, aren't you? Would you like to be on my show? *grins charmingly*

[red_lucy]

Er. Hello.

[_mediagoddess]

Oh, you're just plain cute! *claps hands together* I like you!

[adrian_lush]

*blinks, then grins and bows* Media! It's wonderful to meet you! May I have the pleasure of asking for an interview?

[_mediagoddess]

*smiles charmingly* Oh yes, sure! I adore interviews.

[adrian_lush]

Wonderful! I'm conductining an interview with Mr. Pestilence at the moment, but I'll be back soon to talk to you, if that's all right. *grins widely at her*

[godsayshi]

Um... what? *stare*

[adrian_lush]

I'm asking around for people who might like to be interviewed for my show. Would you like to be?

[godsayshi]

...Not particularly. Why would you want to interview me?

[adrian_lush]

You're the Voice of God, aren't you? Of course, where I come from, we refer the GSD - Global Standard Deity - instead of God. Why would I not want to interview you?

[hellflowsover]

Typist: Mr. Lush! My, er, client is currently unavailable, but may agree to be interviewed upon his return. Providing you're interested in an interview with the third most wanted criminal in the world, of course.

[adrian_lush]

Acheron Hades?! He's alive?! Meep. *waves microphone valiantly* I'll be damned if I won't get another interview with him!!

[hellflowsover]

Typist: He's not really alive, no, but that doesn't seem to be stopping him. You'd have to interview him over the phone, you know-- he still doesn't resolve on film. ...When did you interview him before?

[adrian_lush]

This place is so strange! A phone interview would be perfectly acceptable. It was a long while ago, probably back at the start of his criminal career. As you said, he doesn't show up on film, so we talked and I used a tape recorder instead. I probably still have that somewhere . . .