Good morning is it or is it still night where you are?

[inthis_style]

It seems in some sort of unreal dreamy world that these days there is not enough worthwhile thinking in this place and only thinking of strategizing of how to kill the next person or strategizing of how to get the next bottle of wine-- wine is so overrated as it makes your mind muddle from any sort of proper thoughts-- back to these proper thoughts

Comments

[sane_bombardier]

Purple.

[inthis_style]

What shade of purple?

[sane_bombardier]

Green-ish purple, I think.

[inthis_style]

How positively pagan of it.

[dwayneraysmama]

...Hon, are you feeling okay?

[inthis_style]

Never better, thank you dear, have a cup of tea today?

[permanent_blur]

well! that was very educational.

... i think.

[inthis_style]

Well, was it or was it not? You certainly cannot go about your life not knowing these things.

[permanent_blur]

i think i've gone most of my life without knowing things, and quite a bit of my death -- which should be a bit the problem, shouldn't it? though, i suppose you ought to know, for it to be much of an education.

[inthis_style]

Yes yes well, has all of this not-knowing going on in your life gotten you anywhere? It seems quite stupid but I am completely up for a story of your life at any time.

[cannon_fanatic]

Uhm ... So are asparagus, nectarines, and homosexual pornography related to each other somehow? Do I want to know this?

[inthis_style]

No no no they are not. If you can tell me any possible way in which they all are quite closeley related I will write your wedding vows for you for whenever you have a wedding are you having a wedding anytime soon?

[cannon_fanatic]

I reckon all three are considered erotic by some people. If you take two nectarines and set them up next to asparagus, it looks a bit like a willy, and the homosexual pornography has lots of those, and two willies are involved in homosexual acts, so ... Huh?

Though all three can lead to curious liquids.

I can write my own vows, I think.

[inthis_style]

There are children and mentally challenged persons here and you talk like that? Allow me to go off and stuff myself in a tea-pot in hopes of the tea seeping into my ears and making my brain quit correctly functioning in order for all my memories of everything that you just said to be erased. *salutes*

[clownincaptshat]

I would like to offer my assistance to one so confused, but *sputters* homosexual pornography is expressly forbidden in His Majesty's Royal Navy.

[inthis_style]

Do you make your own then?

[clownincaptshat]

*sputters more* Certainly not. Th-the very act is in violation of our Articles of War. And many more men deserve to get flogged for it.

[inthis_style]

Good for the articles.

Here have a cup of tea, I have heard you can do very strange and tantalizing things with tea-cups.