Hello all

[son_of_elrond]

I am Elladan, son of Elrond and Celebrian, brother to Elrohir and Arwen. And Varda said that I absolutly need to come here.
Besides that I am also a great Orc hunter, and on my way to become the best chef in all of Arda

You may have read my famous infamous writing on the high art of orc cooking
If not, you have the chance to do so now:

Comments

[sweariwontdie]

Mon dieu! You're-- has your brother seen you!

*jumps up and down and hugs*

I have to tell him. You have to tell him! He's been missing you!

[son_of_elrond]

Suliad

May I ask who you are?
You seem to know my brother well, that you are so happy for him

[sweariwontdie]

*lets go but still bounces*

My apologies. I'm Armand St. Just.

[son_of_elrond]

No problem.
Did you have a bit too much sugar, sir, or why are you bouncing like that?

[elrohir_muse]

*sneaks up and pounces Elladan* I've missed you so!

[son_of_elrond]

*hugs and almost dosen't let go anymore*

I missed you too.
How are you, what have you been up to?

[[In other words, fill little Jass in about everything, I just heard something about El getting married or so]]

[elrohir_muse]

Well, I have been talking with people here. Helping out with whatever I can. Oh have you seen the mansion. There are a lot of us that come there.

And...*almost bounces*...I'm finally making my relationship with Varda and Manwe official.

[son_of_elrond]

Now that is great .. no more hidding with the valar in the cupboard then *smirks*

[mostgiftedwitch]

... thank you for destroying what little appetite I have had. Normally, I would say it was a pleasure, since I enjoy the company of your brother but... yes, well... Pregnancy and this... recipe of yours apparently should not be combined.

[son_of_elrond]

I'm sorry, Mylady

While I think that too many persons just say orc is icky, because they have never tasted it, I can understand that it is no pleasure for your already challanged stomach.

Would you like something else? Some berry tarts perhaps?

[psilent_p]

Oh, my word -- are orcs, perhaps, a different species, or is this a recipe for cannibalism? Not that there would be anything inherently WRONG with cannibalism -- waste not, want not, and all that -- but still...or is the consumption of any intelligent creature constitute cannibalism, whether or not it is of our own species?

[son_of_elrond]

No, this isn't cannibalism.... the Arda or any other world would be better of if those faul creatures would never have come to life at all.
They are my sworn enemies since they almost killed my mother, and I hunted them down many a human live long. But as you said, to one point, I found it a shame to let them just lay around to rot and started to cook one. Not to mention that it also was a prank on my brother to have him eat it

[captainearendil]

Well, another grandchild! Welcome! *smiles*

Oh my. You would eat orc-flesh? I cannot believe this. It can't taste well!

[lord_sulimo]

He once tried serving it to me - though he didn't know who I was at the time.

[captainearendil]

O.o

... that streak does not come from my side of the family.

[lord_sulimo]

*Snigger* So who do you think it comes from? Elwing or Galadriel?