Ahem.

[notjustahat]

You may think I'm a simple hat

Comments

[a_life_of_ennui]

My typist requests that you sort me. I could rather care less, as I did not enjoy the nonsense of schools when I was involved with them, and am less inclinded to enjoy it now..

[notjustahat]

Hmmm.. Let's see here... Well, this seems straightforward enough. Clever one, aren't you? Quite the Ravenclaw!

[hero_of_july]

I'm just a visitor, but you're fascinating. Could you tell me where I'd've been if I'd been born a wizard?

[notjustahat]

Well, let me see here... Valor and idealism... Gryffindor, of course!

[hero_of_july]

*is pleased with his sorting since most of his wizarding friends are Gryffindors*

Thank you hat. I think Camille should see you. You're funnier than the one I wore in my picture.

[godsayshi]

...Me? *blinks and wonders if an angel can be sorted anyway*

[notjustahat]

Hmmmmm... This is quite a sticky proposition. A bit of everything, are we? Yes, everything indeed, but there's no knot I can't untie, you know... Brave, yes, to be standing up for love.. showing a great deal of loyalty in that, too, you know... Cunning, yes, but can't say you have much ambition.. (Can't raise much farther than you have, true?) Good deal of intelligence as well... but... I think I'll have to go with... Hufflepuff!

[thanitohercules]

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...*pokes at the hat*

Witchery! ...the wench doth wish that I be sorted by thee, though I place my faith not in enchanted millinery...

[notjustahat]

Well, let's see... a bit impulsive, are we, I see? But also... philosophical. And witty, in your own way. I'd have to say... Ravenclaw!

[thanitohercules]

Not impulsive when it doth matter most, and yet... *mutters about not meaning to kill Polonius*

*nods* This I accept. *still looks at the OMGTALKINGHAT a bit warily*

[permanent_blur]

*wishes hamlet could say the same about having certain other people killed. only doesn't, because he's rosencrantz, and has forgotten about it all ready. seriously. if you were to ask him, he'd probably give you odd looks, say something to the effect of, "no, no, i think you must've got us confused with some other guildenstern and rosencrantz" and go on with life, or undeath, as the case might be ... but anyways .... hee, ravenclaw!hamlet.*

[elrohir_muse]

Mae govannen. I was wondering if an Elf could be sorted.

[btw, I know of a story that will have your muse cringing...you can find it here. It is the second story. *giggles*

[notjustahat]

I'll Sort anyone who wants it! Let's see what we have here... Love adventure. Something of a disregard for rules, hm? On occasion, you'll blindly walk into something... I say quite the Gryffindor!