A simple introduction, if I may...

[mr_croup]

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. You may address me as Mister Croup, one half of the finest set of cutthroats in all of space and time

Comments

[cruel_steerpike]

Well, finally. You look like you might actually be interesting.

I don't suppose you'd need any... help?

[mr_croup]

Well, I thank you for that observation. Who might you be?

No, I believe I shall manage. *grins*

[cruel_steerpike]

I am Steerpike. *bows* Of Gormenghast.

[sane_bombardier]

Hi. *eyes exits*

As if there weren't enough people who want to kill me, now they have professionals for it.

[valetudinarius]

...

*forgets absolutely everything that was just said*

Forgive my lateness in greeting you, but did you say knives?