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[scary_scary]

Hey there!

Yo!

We're the twin gods of Fear and Terror. Phobos...

...and Deimos!

We're also Ares and Aphrodite's kids.

We heard they were here and decided to drop by. HI MOM! HI DAD!

And now I think we're going to stay for a while. I've seen some pretty hot chicks on here, and that's just from the userpics...

Don't forget the hot guys.

Oh

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[parispicked_me]

Aw, hey! How are you two? Ready to scare away some of Mama's enemies?

[scary_scary]

Both, in unison: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!111!11onetwo

Mom! Mom! *hugs* Of course we'll get rid of your enemies!

Kick their asses physically, mentally, psychically, and proverbially!

[parispicked_me]

*hugs them both* Oh, good! First of, you can take care of this guy called Grantaire.

[scary_scary]

We're on it, mom!

You mean, on /him/.

Hee hee hee...

[delacourin]

Well, good evening.

My name is Fleur.

Typist: Uh-oh. Conflicting arrogant nymphos. :)

[scary_scary]

You're too calm-looking. Gotta be more like mom and Auntie Eris to be able to hit on us.

We can be hit on by whoever we want, dipshit.

Ohhh...

[three_headed]

Ugh, you little twerps. Thought it might have been a while before you showed up.

[scary_scary]

*ahem* So how's the traffic, ma'am?

Couldn't be difficult, what with you not being there.

[three_headed]

You mean the crossroads? I'll have you know I'm still in charge of a square inch of said crossroads, and I take that job quite seriously!

[eros_arrows]

*feels awkward... slight glare at half-siblings*

[scary_scary]

Eros!

Buddy!

Pal!

Half-bro!

...sleep with us?

[eros_arrows]

I'm... sorry, guys... I've got my eye on a nice... monogamous... mortal....

help!

[parispicked_me]

Eros has work to do, boys. And don't you?

[silent_lark]

*smiles prettily* Welcome, messieurs! I've, ah... seen your parents about. *refrains from commenting* I do hope you enjoy yourselves here!

[scary_scary]

Oh, I'm sure we will.

Hey, you busy tonight, sweet thing? ;D ;D

[silent_lark]

*innocently* Why, no, I don't believe so. *blinks* Why?

[scary_scary]

Well, I was thinking, maybe you and me and Deimos here could go on a little date.

We know some great spots to watch the moon rise. The old Gorgon place is great, as long as you don't mind the smell.