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[scary_scary]

Hey there!

Yo!

We're the twin gods of Fear and Terror. Phobos...

...and Deimos!

We're also Ares and Aphrodite's kids.

We heard they were here and decided to drop by. HI MOM! HI DAD!

And now I think we're going to stay for a while. I've seen some pretty hot chicks on here, and that's just from the userpics...

Don't forget the hot guys.

Oh

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[parispicked_me]

Aw, hey! How are you two? Ready to scare away some of Mama's enemies?

[scary_scary]

Both, in unison: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!111!11onetwo

Mom! Mom! *hugs* Of course we'll get rid of your enemies!

Kick their asses physically, mentally, psychically, and proverbially!

[parispicked_me]

*hugs them both* Oh, good! First of, you can take care of this guy called Grantaire.

[scary_scary]

We're on it, mom!

You mean, on /him/.

Hee hee hee...

[parispicked_me]

Good boys. And afterwards, we'll find someone for you to have sex with, how about that, hmm? *smiles motherishly* *or as motherish as Aphrodite can look*

[scary_scary]

ALL RIGHT!

Let's go! *arms self*