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May 23, 2005 02:23

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duke_hastur May 23 2005, 07:30:37 UTC

Ah, Dagon! Thou hast arrived!

I thought thee may want to know that Beelzebub is.. getting rather... friendly with the Metatron. They were actually CUDDLING. I think Beelzebub is Rising. And this is most disturbing.

lordofthefiles May 23 2005, 07:47:02 UTC

I'M NOT REALLY HERE, HASTUR. ONLY MY VOICE.

ARE THEY FRIENDLY, AS IN 'FRIENDLY'? IF SO, THEN THIS IS NOT GOOD, HASTUR. I MUST REPORT THIS SITUATION TO THE MASTER AT ONCE. IF WHAT YOU SAY TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE, THEN YOU WILL BE REWARDED GREATLY FOR THE INFORMATION, HASTUR.

duke_hastur May 23 2005, 07:48:57 UTC

Friendly as in hand-holding VERY friendly.

lordofthefiles May 23 2005, 11:01:32 UTC

*NOTES DOWN*

VERY WELL. THANK YOU, HASTUR. YOU HAVE DONE A GOOD DEED IN REPORTING THIS.

1926bentley May 23 2005, 07:32:37 UTC

... ...

Er, hello.

lordofthefiles May 23 2005, 07:49:09 UTC

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN REPORTING MUCH LATELY, CROWLEY.

1926bentley May 23 2005, 21:24:49 UTC

My apologies, er, Lord. There's been nothing of interest to report lately...

lordofthefiles May 24 2005, 00:11:40 UTC

HAVE YOU ALTERED YOUR BEHAVIOR, LIKE WE WARNED YOU TO, CROWLEY?

prinzzofhell May 23 2005, 07:51:19 UTC

Ah. Dagon. Yezzzzz.

The Lord doth need to hear of my new project, then? I am tempting the Metatron, the Voizzzz of God. He izzzzz Falling. It izzz quite eazzzzzzy.

lordofthefiles May 23 2005, 11:13:37 UTC

HELLO, BEELZEBUB. WE TRUST YOU ARE FARING WELL IN THIS 'COMMUNITY', PRINCE.

IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, THEN, BEELZEBUB? WE HAVE HEARD DIFFERENTLY, AND MASTER IS THINKING OVER THINGS AT THE MOMENT ... AND PAYING CLOSER ATTENTION TO THE EVENTS THAT HAPPEN HERE. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM US, BEELZEBUB. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.

sir_lurksalot May 23 2005, 08:22:01 UTC

*hisses happily* Ahh, Dagon. The Work hath been continued though temptation is little needed here. They practically do our job for us.

lordofthefiles May 23 2005, 11:16:28 UTC

GREETINGS, LIGUR. WE ARE PLEASED THAT YOU ARE CONTINUING OUR LINE WORK IN A PROPER MANNER.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING OF INTEREST TO REPORT?

sir_lurksalot May 24 2005, 01:46:29 UTC

*nods vigorously!* Oh, yes, yes I have! *points accusing finger in vague direction of Beezie's journal* That so-called Prince of Hell, 'e was curled up on a couch with th' METATRON! And engaging in admittedly sinful behaviour with 'im! And ... er ... cuddling, sorryforthelanguage.

lordofthefiles May 24 2005, 05:13:45 UTC

.... HMM. EXCELLENT WORK, LIGUR

thanitohercules May 23 2005, 10:36:28 UTC

*clutches holy water warily*

What devilry stalks this land...?

truant_horatio May 23 2005, 10:48:25 UTC

*attempts to soothe*

thanitohercules May 23 2005, 12:52:08 UTC

*clings, because the demon's picking on him*

truant_horatio May 23 2005, 13:08:52 UTC

*is soothing, very soothing; gives shoulder rub, glares at demon*

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