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[pairofsocks]

Hello. I'm Sgt Perks, Sgt Polly Perks, at your service. You've already met my corporal, Mal

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[vetinarisdog]

Sgt Perks! *tips hat as well* Good to see you here, miss. Life treating you well, all that sort of thing?

Typist: OMFG POLLY I LOVE YOU. *glomps and squeezes and fangirls*

[pairofsocks]

Can't complain. Thank you for asking, sir. And you? How are things in the big world?

[coffee_addict_]

*cheerful, almost fang-free smile* Hello, Polly! Quite a lot of people here, aren't there?

Considering that, mind if I hug you? No biting, promise.

[pairofsocks]

Verging on crowded, but that's all right.

*moves to hug* ...You have had your coffee, right? Just kidding. *hugs*

[coffee_addict_]

*sticks tongue out* Goose. *hugs back*

*happy!*

[hobbnobbs]

'ello, Sarge.

[pairofsocks]

Hello, uh... *blinks, composes herself* ...corporal! Ankh-Morpork City Watch, I see. Same uniform as Mr Vimes. Good to meet you!

[hobbnobbs]

Yep! 'at's right. *holds out a hand*

[pairofsocks]

*moves to shake, thinks again, salutes instead*

How are things in Ankh-Morpork? Sgt Angua is well, I take it?

[_god_of_war_]

*gringrin* Hey! Always nice to see people who do my dirtywork.

[pairofsocks]

*slowly* Yes. Well. Um.

Are you one of those gods that fix messes or ones that create them? Because goodness knows we people create enough messes on our own. Oh, and glory be to thee, mighty god, please make some miracles for our boys.

[_god_of_war_]

...*grin* I create 'em! Fixing stuff is totally not my alley. Boring. And yeah, you do. Mortals. *grin*

...*blink* Um. Sure. If you want. I'll do my best.

[pairofsocks]

...And please do not mess us up any more, amen.

Thank you! That's very decent of you. We haven't had much luck with gods here in Borogravia - ever heard of Nuggan?

[sweariwontdie]

*bows*

Welcome to the community.

[pairofsocks]

Thank you, sir! I already like it here.