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[pairofsocks]

Hello. I'm Sgt Perks, Sgt Polly Perks, at your service. You've already met my corporal, Mal

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[_god_of_war_]

*gringrin* Hey! Always nice to see people who do my dirtywork.

[pairofsocks]

*slowly* Yes. Well. Um.

Are you one of those gods that fix messes or ones that create them? Because goodness knows we people create enough messes on our own. Oh, and glory be to thee, mighty god, please make some miracles for our boys.

[_god_of_war_]

...*grin* I create 'em! Fixing stuff is totally not my alley. Boring. And yeah, you do. Mortals. *grin*

...*blink* Um. Sure. If you want. I'll do my best.

[pairofsocks]

...And please do not mess us up any more, amen.

Thank you! That's very decent of you. We haven't had much luck with gods here in Borogravia - ever heard of Nuggan?

[_god_of_war_]

*coughs* *shifty eyes* Er, not making any promises, babe.

...Nuggan? No. Is he new? Is he another one of Daddy's love children?

[pairofsocks]

No, he's dead. Suffice it to say, he banned garlic, ginger mushrooms, and chocolate. After that, he got stricter.

[_god_of_war_]

...*blinks a few more times* Well, he sounds...interesting. Glad he's dead. He would've been no fun at parties.