DF NEWS of the week of May 8th, 2005.

[_mediagoddess]

*smiles* Welcome to DF News Update.   I am your LOVELY anchor and reporter, Media.

Last weeks events in DF were very exciting. Many fights took place, among them being one of the most delicious jello cat fights I've ever seen. Er.  Anyways.

In recent love-related gossip, Mr. Jareth, the so-called "Goblin King

Comments

[dopumpkinsspoil]

{Typist: Dahh! You win at life. Thank you so much for this.}

[_mediagoddess]

Typist: <3 No problem!

[wishfor_goblins]

*enjoyed Jareth insults immensely*

Typist: Agrees.

[_mediagoddess]

It's just so easy to do it! He... he SPARKLES for heaven's sake!

[jareth]

Good goblin, it's practically a medical condition of sorts, not as if I can -help- it.

*grumbles* Ponce in tights indeed.

[_mediagoddess]

You really should get that looked at then! It can't be healthy, sparkling all over everything.

[jareth]

[typist] You pwn. Seriously. *thumbs up* [/typist]

[_mediagoddess]

Typist: *is touched*

[julietveiled]

I'll add my thumbs to that. Both of them. Seriously. You absolutely win.

[_mediagoddess]

Typist: Thanks! *flatteredlikewoah*

[botticelliangel]

*dignified* Hardly 'getting funky', thank you very much.

[_mediagoddess]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, honey.

[botticelliangel]

Hmmph. *pouts adorably*

[jareth]

I know, it was platonic, like you said love.

*kisses pouty lips*

[erikturnsmeon]

What!!! Oh, how dare you! How dare you! I am not a psycho! I am NOT!

*wails wretchedly*

I hate this place and everyone in it!!!!!

[_mediagoddess]

Darling, you really shouldn't screech like that. It's unattractive.

[erikturnsmeon]

YOU'RE unattractive and I hope you die!!! I thought you said I was like that lovely girl Ashlee Simpson?!!!

[_mediagoddess]

*chooses to ignore comment about her being unattractive and dying*

You are dear, that's the point. *grimaces*