Mmmph.

[embitterdinetna]

Hello.

I am Hephaestus, god of fire and raging mommy issues. You may have heard of me, if only in the "Props provided by" credits of other people's myths. I don't particularly want to be here, so I probably won't be saying much

Comments

[parispicked_me]

Damn it!

[embitterdinetna]

Good to see you too, hon.

[parispicked_me]

*smiles charmingly* How -are- you, dear?

[embitterdinetna]

Oh, just peachy.

[whethervane]

*curtsies, though with a bit of confusion - what exactly -is- the proper etiquette with gods?*

Hello, Mr. Hephaestus.

*still growly, but more benignly*

[embitterdinetna]

Hello yourself, young lady.

Re: *still growly, but more benignly*

[whethervane]

*smiles, just a little, and a bit apprehensively* You're one of the Greek pantheon, aren't you?

Re: *still growly, but more benignly*

[embitterdinetna]

If that's what they're calling it these days, aye. The black sheep, you might say. Or at any rate the three-legged one.

[hearthfires]

Hello, dear! *hugs her favorite nephew*

It's certainly worth just watching. *smiles* I'm so glad you came.

I notice you're not denying the rumors about you and me... Thinking of playing that joke again?

[embitterdinetna]

*pats her on the back with a large grubby hand*

It might be amusing, at that, even for one with my unsophisticated sense of humor.

We could. How much would it piss 'dite off?

[hearthfires]

They're so charming. And I suspect there are more than a few of them almost as fond of interesting gadgets as you are.

Well, she's currently pretending to herself that the world revolves around her... A great deal, I should say. :D And it should bend everyone's minds into twisty knots. I do so enjoy doing that, from time to time.

[embitterdinetna]

In that case... *flirts madly*

[lawof5]

Hiya Unca Heph!

[embitterdinetna]

Hello, imp.

[avenginggoddess]

Hi. How are you? What's new? Can you tell I'm just trying to make conversation?

[embitterdinetna]

I'm all right.

Computers are new. Yay, new hobby!

And yourself?

[avenginggoddess]

That's good. Always glad to hear you're well.

I'm doing well even if I did shoot Eros three times and he shot me back so now I'm somewhat pissed and on the war path.

[embitterdinetna]

Glad to hear it. Annoying little bastard. But then he comes by it rightly.