Mmmph.
Hello.
I am Hephaestus, god of fire and raging mommy issues. You may have heard of me, if only in the "Props provided by" credits of other people's myths. I don't particularly want to be here, so I probably won't be saying much.
I should warn you now that I have already heard all the lame jokes you might be inclined to make.
Also, the thing with Athena is completely apocryphal, so don't start. As for the thing with Aphrodite, I don't want to talk about it.
Greetings to Pandora. You've held up better than I thought you would.
Hi, Mom.
I am Hephaestus, god of fire and raging mommy issues. You may have heard of me, if only in the "Props provided by" credits of other people's myths. I don't particularly want to be here, so I probably won't be saying much.
I should warn you now that I have already heard all the lame jokes you might be inclined to make.
Also, the thing with Athena is completely apocryphal, so don't start. As for the thing with Aphrodite, I don't want to talk about it.
Greetings to Pandora. You've held up better than I thought you would.
Hi, Mom.