*godmods*

[zeusexmachina]

*cue thunder and lightning*

Mortals, prepare yourselves. I have come to walk among you. I am, as you should well know, Zeus, king of the gods. I sit upon the throne of heaven, atop Mt. Olympus. I am aware of all moral affairs-- and let me just say that you put on quite a show

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[agrotera]

DADDY! *pounce!*

[zeusexmachina]

*pounced!* Good to see you, Arty. Are you enjoying the mortals? I've always found them quite amusing, if frustrating and terribly needy.

[agrotera]

Oh definitely. Most of them are adorable -- especially now that Hades is over his hissy fit.

Although there's a boy-child around here somewhere with my name, which is mildly annoying.

How've you been?

[zeusexmachina]

Adorable? That's not generally the word I use for mortals. However, I shall be interested in... surveying, so to speak.

Oh, the usual. Hera's up in arms again-- over something that happened two hundred years ago, no less. I give her a few more months, at most, before she forgives me and I can finally have some peace and quiet.

[hearthfires]

Hello, brother! It's good to see you. Talk to Hades for me, will you? He's being utterly impossible, and I am not amused. And really, who manages to be comfortable when I'm genuinely annoyed?

...I'll make you those belgian chocolates Hera likes if you do. The ones she said she'd forgive you the moon for. I'm sure you'll need them fairly quickly, given the supply of pretty people around this place.

[zeusexmachina]

Hestia! I can see he's been causing some trouble around here-- trouble that, knowing Hades, is not going to end soon. What does he want with all my these mortals?

...belgian chocolates? The belgian chocolates? The ones that fixed everything the last time she threatened do whatever it is she does when she's upset? I'll see what I can do.

[hearthfires]

Have I ever understood him? He seems to be calm now, but you know him - throw a fit, turn the resultant mess to his own advantage.

The belgian chocolates. *smug* I'll go dig up the recipe. *kisses his cheek* Thank you, brother. You're a sweet.

Oh, and could you do me a favor? Young Maurice Hall and Alec Scudder - well, I know they're both lovely, but I'm hoping I can talk them into running one of my orphanages for me, and I want them together for it. If you could mentally mark them off limits...?

[zeusexmachina]

Ah, yes, that's fair, I suppose. *bored look* I suppose his fit was over Persephone? They usually are.

*smiles and straightens her apron* You're the greatest, you truly are.

Lovely young men? Oh, you know me, my sister... But for you... *sighs* I shall seek others in their place, but no promises. You know how I am with promises.

[apersephone]

Father!!

Oh, don't worry, most of them have been returned I believe. I've already brought back Draco Malfoy and I believe he was the last one...

I'm so happy to seeee you!! *hugs!*

[zeusexmachina]

Hello there, little one. How's your husband been treating you?

Have they? From what I understand, your sister was unsucessful, and everyone listed here is still being held.

It is good to see you, too. Winters are far too long.

[apersephone]

I've managed to send back Draco Malfoy, and a few others I've also secretly allowed resurrection.

Hades is possessive controlling SO WONDERFUL fine.

They are. Spring is here now, but I am still spending most of my time with Hades.

[wiseathena]

Daddy!

... I mean, hello, Father. It's good to see you here. Though if I were you, I wouldn't insist on being worshipped. Some of the people here don't take kindly to it.

We really need help dealing with Hades. Please force him to release those he's taken, Father. They've done nothing to deserve this.

*hugs* I've missed you.

[zeusexmachina]

Hello, Athena. How are you getting along here? Olympus has seemed positively dull without you. They shall have to get used to it. Remember Deucalion

Honestly. I understand, and as such, they are mine belong in my kingdom.

*smiles warmly*

[wiseathena]

*grins* I love it here. Things are never boring. Don't be so sure. In any case, don't expect me to get involved.

Good. I'm so happy to hear that. *hugs again* I tried to save them, but Hades was being stubborn. Even the threat of never ceasing to bother him didn't work.

[_mhall]

Did I hear a call for lovely young men? As long as you aren't interested in sexual favours, I'm absolutely available!

*smiles brightly*

[zeusexmachina]

*disappointed look*

Oh, pity. You're quite the pretty one, too.

Hestia, I swear, I'll get you back for this...

[_mhall]

Well...

Seeing as you're a Divine Power...

I might *possibly* make a *tiny* exception for you.

[zeusexmachina]

*arches an eyebrow*

*leans forward* I could offer you immortality...