*godmods*
*cue thunder and lightning*
Mortals, prepare yourselves. I have come to walk among you. I am, as you should well know, Zeus, king of the gods. I sit upon the throne of heaven, atop Mt. Olympus. I am aware of all moral affairs-- and let me just say that you put on quite a show.
I see my brother, my sister, and some of my daughters have come before me. Do not expect me to behave as they. I am a king and expect to be treated as such. I am a god and expect to be worshipped as such. Sacrifices, libations, prayers-- these shall all be carried out, and in return, you shall have my blessings on your paltry little affairs.
Hades, brother, we must have words. You have always enjoyed increasing the numbers of your dark kingdom, but I shall not tolerate the outright slaughter of those in mine. Return them.
Any lovely ladies out there? Young men? Both? Come on, I'm versatile.
Typist: ...I am so. very. sorry.
Mortals, prepare yourselves. I have come to walk among you. I am, as you should well know, Zeus, king of the gods. I sit upon the throne of heaven, atop Mt. Olympus. I am aware of all moral affairs-- and let me just say that you put on quite a show.
I see my brother, my sister, and some of my daughters have come before me. Do not expect me to behave as they. I am a king and expect to be treated as such. I am a god and expect to be worshipped as such. Sacrifices, libations, prayers-- these shall all be carried out, and in return, you shall have my blessings on your paltry little affairs.
Hades, brother, we must have words. You have always enjoyed increasing the numbers of your dark kingdom, but I shall not tolerate the outright slaughter of those in mine. Return them.
Any lovely ladies out there? Young men? Both? Come on, I'm versatile.
Typist: ...I am so. very. sorry.