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May 04, 2005 04:39

Thanatos is already well underway with the task I have assigned to him--That is, to give immediate death to every good-looking male mortal in the world. Of course, the process will take some time, as quite a line is already forming at the banks of the Styx ( Read more... )

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sparkly_prince May 4 2005, 09:03:14 UTC

Does it go by handsomeness?

If so, then ...

*awaits his death bravely (AKA - quaking in his brightly polished and expensive leather boots)*

hadesking May 4 2005, 09:07:24 UTC

Yes. Thanatos has begun at the very peak of beauty and will work his way down all the way to the level of mediocrity. Not even the average will be spared. Do not try to hide. He will find you. In fact, he already has.

sparkly_prince May 4 2005, 09:11:40 UTC

*dies in a dramatic, Shakespearean? prolonged, and hair-swishy manner. or something.*

1926bentley May 4 2005, 09:15:24 UTC

*throws a party*

botticelliangel May 4 2005, 09:16:14 UTC

*pouts* But I don't like to feed from ugly people too often.

*watches the chaos from his Corner of Smug Immortality*

hadesking May 4 2005, 18:41:47 UTC

Then you had better start feeding from women. Or take your complaints to Aphrodite.

thanitohercules May 4 2005, 10:13:12 UTC

...

...

...

*awaits his tragic, yet honourable death for the third frickin' time*

hadesking May 4 2005, 18:07:23 UTC

Don't worry. You won't feel a thing.
Actually... There. See? That was rather painless, wasn't it.
Now get in line.

thanitohercules May 4 2005, 18:15:50 UTC

...

*actually felt quite a bit*

*but that's okay, 'cause is dead*

*gets in line*

dracoslytherin May 4 2005, 10:21:05 UTC

What is this?

I suppose this means that all the Weasleys are safe then, bugger it...

hadesking May 4 2005, 18:07:59 UTC

Oh, but you're not.

Thanatos! Look at this one.

three_headed May 4 2005, 19:15:47 UTC

Ahaha! You are a good one. I like you.

hadesking May 4 2005, 19:32:38 UTC

You like him that much, Hecate? Well, look at that, he's just dropped dead. Perhaps I will make him the new master of your former domain.

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sweariwontdie May 4 2005, 12:27:02 UTC

*pales*

*hides under covers then peeks back out*

Isn't that unfair? It was Aphrodite who offended, not us.

hadesking May 4 2005, 18:15:24 UTC

It is you that Aphrodite values and you she shall suffer without. Only the Goddess of Beauty and Love can end this. Unfair, you say? She is love and this is war. And you know what they say.
It is she who has begun this. I gave her fair warning before I initiated these acts and she did nothing to prevent me from going ahead with them. If you want to end this, it is she you must beseech, not I.

sweariwontdie May 4 2005, 18:30:43 UTC

*gets even paler peeking out from behind the covers*

I-I've never even been introduced to her. Mostly.

*hides again*