May 04, 2005 04:39
Thanatos is already well underway with the task I have assigned to him--That is, to give immediate death to every good-looking male mortal in the world. Of course, the process will take some time, as quite a line is already forming at the banks of the Styx.
To every handsome man here who is still alive: You have Aphrodite to thank for your imminent fate.
To those who have already dropped dead: You will be processed in due time.
To Aphrodite: Give me back what you have taken now or resign yourself to enjoy your world left to be filled only with ugly men for your lovers that will only henceforth sire ugly children.
juliet,
feanor,
dorian gray,
peter pan,
bill weasley,
stephen maturin,
artemis,
sherlock holmes,
harbert brown,
scotty tremaine,
namo,
romeo,
harry,
lord henry,
hestia,
gillenormand,
alec of kerry,
mercutio,
persephone,
athena,
hades,
pencroff,
amadeo,
honor,
archie kennedy,
armand,
hecate,
remus,
hamlet,
combeferre,
aphrodite,
newt,
molly weasley,
olivia,
charming,
ron,
hymenaeus,
courfeyrac,
draco,
pierre aronnax,
jareth,
varda