Incestuous Pantheons: A Crack-Survey

[born_of_agdus]

In the name of science, I have been asked to conduct a survey of the divine members of the community. Please fill out one of the following forms. Anonymous entries are allowed. Be as brief or as expansive as you wish. Gods only, thank you.

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[roadkill_god]

Horus is bored, so actually bothers to fill out the survey.

1. Yes
2. Yes
2a. No
3. Yes
4. N/A
5. Yes, Uncle

He doesn't bother to add any other details...his pantheon is not known for the simplicty of their relationships.

[homo_lettuce]

1. Are you now or have you ever been sexually active? If no, why not?
Yes, very.

2. Have you ever participated in incestuous activities?
As much as possible. Especially with a certain nephew of mine.

2a. If yes, did these activities produce any children?
... no.

3. Are you the direct product of incestuous parentage?
Sources disagree.

4. Have any of your children ever participated in incestuous activities, to the best of your knowledge?
N/A

5. Have you ever harbored thoughts of a sexual nature towards members of your family? Who?
Yes. My brothers (all of them, esp. Osiris and Anubis), my nephew.

Additional details are encouraged. Please add below.
Horus is fantastic in bed, especially when *censored by typist*

[nordicsunshine]

1. Are you now or have you ever been sexually active? If no, why not?
Yes, always. Fertility god, hi.

2. Have you ever participated in incestuous activities?
Yes.
2a. If yes, did these activities produce any children?
Not yet.

3. Are you the direct product of incestuous parentage?
Yes, of course.

4. Have any of your children ever participated in incestuous activities, to the best of your knowledge?
N/A.

5. Have you ever harbored thoughts of a sexual nature towards members of your family? Who?
My twin sister.

6. Additional details are encouraged. Please add below.
Among the Vanir, it is customary for twins to bed together.

[halftheslain]

1. Are you now or have you ever been sexually active? If no, why not?
Yes. Very.
2. Have you ever participated in incestuous activities?
Yup.
2a. If yes, did these activities produce any children?
No.
3. Are you the direct product of incestuous parentage?
Yes.
4. Have any of your children ever participated in incestuous activities, to the best of your knowledge?
I don't think so...
5. Have you ever harbored thoughts of a sexual nature towards members of your family? Who?
Freyr.
6. Additional details are encouraged. Please add below.
Why did I bother doing this? Honestly. Freyr and I have the same answers.

[lightningcurse]

Mabon cannot write or read, so the survey, alas, must go unanswered. The answer to most everything single one of these questions is no, in any case, so it doesn't matter much.

[smithofwainola]

*if Ilmarinen were better at reading, and aware that Mabon thought his answer ought to be no to the first, then Ilmarinen would pretend not to be hurt. fortunately, he can't read and doesn't know that he ought to be filling out this survey.*

[lightningcurse]

It's not no, it's more very infrequently, so Ilmarinen need not be hurt at all! As it is, the two of them can bond over not being able to read.

[smithofwainola]

*illiterate gods unite! ... erImean ...*

Typist: Meanwhile, Curio sees Linden's post and is headed over.