Mansion-wide Invitation!

[homo_lettuce]

As part of Set and Loki's latest plot, invitations have been sent out to each and every member of the mansion over the age of 18.

Comments

[the_fourth_seal]

...NO, I AM AFRAID I MUST DECLINE. *MARRIED M-- ANTHROPOMORFIC PERSONIFICATION, HERE*

[retiredhorseman]

*eyes the invitation* The same. *although MAY JUST BE LURKING OUTSIDE THE DOOR NONETHELESS. Enjoy THAT, anyone who accepts...*

[fightingblind]

*cringes* *and goes to throw the invitation (and Jarlaxle and Dinin's, if they just showed up at the door) into something fiery* *and if that doesn't work, he'll go for something acidic; large amounts of acid always works!*

[upside_drow]

*does not particularly need an orgy at the moment anyway -- is otherwise but similarly occupied >_____>*

[fightingblind]

Never speak to me about that ever. *acid doesn't make him cringe, but that does, go figure*

[upside_drow]

'M not that stupid. *it's for a good cause-? Um.*

[revmother_livia]

Since Set's last crackplot indirectly resulted in Livia's current, ah, relationship status (which is to say, no longer in one, thanks) it makes sense that she should get her invitation, read it carefully, then get out her cigarette lighter and set the invitation ablaze, holding it away from herself as she watches it burn.

If it's a joke, Livia apparently doesn't think it's a very funny one. Being an ex nun-to-be really does a number on your sense of humor.

[mancalledspade]

Thankfully, Sam is still in
denial California with Mickle, and so misses the invitation.

[queen_oracle]

Mickle is the gladder for it. :D

[revmother_livia]

Not that Livia's been wondering where he is, or thinking about him at all aside from planning cutting things to say next time she sees him. Or... she wasn't. Thanks a lot, Jackrabbit.

[sweariwontdie]

I have no need for an orgy. *throws it away*

[terisaofmorgan]

*laughs* Why would I go to an orgy?