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The Earth Quakes and the Sky is ablazed with Fire...

Jan 29, 2007 11:38

A switch here. A touch there. Turn it on. The earth shakes a little. Hmmm, not the result wanted. Switch the red wire with the blue wire? Turn it on. A huge earthquake hits the house. Damn, too strong. Needs more reducers. If you're curious the problem is outside wearing a Prince Albert coat and bowler hat.

mme. defarge, tesla, guildenstern

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knittingrevenge January 29 2007, 20:25:41 UTC

This is not the first earthquake the Defarge experiences, but she finds it very unsettling nonetheless. Now what do we do when the earth shakes? Exactly - leave any buildings...
So she may well run into Tesla outside. Looking him over in her usual brash manner, she points out, "It might be advisable to get away from the house."

ac_energy January 30 2007, 06:47:01 UTC

It's okay. Tesla has a special way of ignoring rudness and brashness.

"Do not concern yourself with me, madame. I've set the vibrations to make sure the Mansion collapses away from me."

knittingrevenge January 30 2007, 21:51:30 UTC

"You what? Now wait a minute; does that mean YOU are responsible for this?"

ac_energy January 31 2007, 06:42:47 UTC

"In fact, I am." He replies. He tinkers a bit more and another earthquake launches out. A rod about five feet in front of him shakes but stands and he smiles at the progress.

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pipe_player January 30 2007, 00:14:51 UTC

*Exit one very unamused Dane* What in God's name was that!?

ac_energy January 30 2007, 06:49:38 UTC

"An earthquake," He clarifies, "Energy released in seismic waves that causes the Earth's plates to rub together creating a rather jarred shaky feeling. It's all incredibly facinating."

He really does think so. You can see he's excited about his latest project.

pipe_player January 30 2007, 19:27:57 UTC

*barely keeping his temper in check* Be that as it may, you do realize that people live here, don't you?

ac_energy January 31 2007, 06:45:57 UTC

"Yes. I have taken that into consideration. From seeing how old it might be by asking around who have made repairs and taking in it's condition: This," He points to the "7" mark, "Is as much as the Mansion can withstand. 8, here and tables and chairs will move. 9 here will level the mansion within seconds." His hand skips the other ones and heads to the last level 20. "Here, the entire Earth itself with shake and split the planet in two."

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decentscoundrel January 30 2007, 07:26:47 UTC

"What in the-- Did you do that?" Oh, it is not a happy Pyetr.

ac_energy January 31 2007, 06:46:42 UTC

"Yes I did. I'm sorry if I waked you." He takes this as a minor inconvience as if he was triming the hedges or something. He lets one more loose.

decentscoundrel February 1 2007, 03:19:40 UTC

Pyetr catches himself on a tree trunk. "God! --No, I take that back. He's got slightly better manners. What d'you think you're doing?"