Desi Serensky (real name Nadezhda K. Serensky) is the guidance counselor at MAHS. Up until fairly recently she was the only guidance counselor, but the department has now grown to include a colleague, Dr. Daniel Schreber. Desi's very glad to have someone else around to help with the kids ( Read more... )

...this is Dave Swartz from Middle Area Channel Five News. Breaking news here from the courthouse where the custody hearing for young Nicholas Sorensen--apparently born Nikolai Serensky, son of notorious Russian organized-crime figure Kallikrates Serensky--is coming to a conclusion. I'm told...sources...ah, yes, here, I've just been handed an ( Read more... )

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Tap-tap-crunch"...fuck, I just got these nails done last week. --Ah, yes, hi. Nice hold music you have there. All seventeen bars of it. Yes, I'm calling from Middle Area High, I'm the head of the counseling department, yes, Serensky, that's right. Yes. S-E-R-E-N-S-K-Y, legal first name Nadezhda, general first name Desi, middle initial ( Read more... )

Well, shit.

I don't believe it, friends and neighbours. I'm happy. Really, truly, happy.

I think I'll buy McKenzie a small, foam-rubber boat. To throw.

I. Damn. Wow.

I'm happy.