I'm afraid I don't have a lot of time, Miss Nishimoto, so let me start this by saying I apologize for not being available for your birthday. Something came up ( Read more... )

I don't suppose one of ours had anything to do with this. If one of ours is responsible, however, would you mind passing the name along? I'd like to congratulate him or her on the chaos being caused.

On a more serious note, were our people unfortunate enough to be caught up in this madness? More importantly, is there anything you require of me?

In light of these incidents, I want you to be on your guard. If you have time tonight, I need to teach you how to properly defend yourself with my abilities.

Does anybody know where I can get a good cup of coffee in town?

Miss Nishimoto, do you have a moment? There's something I'd like to discuss with you.

Unfortunately, there's no sign of my missing statue of Isis. At this point, I'm beginning to think I might have to replace it.

Also, could somebody please tell me what exactly "bubble tea" is? I'm curious.

I had assumed this was a result of April 1st, but it has been almost two days since then. If whoever removed the little statue of Isis from my office would please return it to me within the next two hours, I would appreciate it.

However, thank you for finally returning the sugar.