Since I'm tired of LJ bugging me about not posting since George Foreman put out his first grill, I thought this was funny.

Well ever since I started using MySpace I haven't messed with this much other than checking my friends list. The link to my Myspace profile is in well...my profile on here. It took me awhile to finally give in to myspace, but once I did, I did find it extremely addicting. Oh well. I'll try to start posting stuff here again.

Well its that time of year when the carnies come to town with their RVs full of porn and booze. Yes the State Fair is back in town. Yesterday was opening day and it was only a dollar to get it. Despite the fact that this would bring all the broke people of Phoenix to the fair, I figured it would make for an interesting night, and besides I'm one of ( Read more... )

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a child. I believe this child born out of Scientology will become the Antichrist. The end of days are upon us. The coming of the Antichrist was foretold in the prophecies, the prophecies told by...Frank!

I had a dream last night about me and Morrissey going to a water park. I think the dream was the combination of listening to alot of Morrissey last night, watching too many horror/sci-fi movies, renting the movie 'Wilde' about Oscar Wilde of course, and seeing the first pictures ever taken of a live giant squid. Anyway, in the dream me and ( Read more... )

Howard Jones was full of it. Things Cannot Only Get Better...they can only get worse and more worse and worser and woresest.

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Ind. School Converted to Swingers Club Mon Sep 19, 5:17 PM ET ( Read more... )

I don't have time to make a real big update. So only Morrissey can describe exactly what happended to me this last Saturday night. I can't help I seem to get stuck being the fallback/rebound/counselor guy friend for girls I like who end up running back to their old boyfriends. I never thought I would take a girl out for a night only to hear about ( Read more... )

Morrissey - Will Never Marry ( Read more... )