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[denverbettie]

Anytime I leave the apartment I wonder if cats will fight to the death. Internet research suggests that they will, but only under extreme circumstances. I'm hoping that an overcrowded shoe box of a living space does not qualify

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[ms_pooka]

1. my childhood dog could say rollover and yellow m&m. for real.

2. i haven't stepped foot inside a kinko's since i first started dating phil in early 1997. it sounds like they've changed. oddly enough, hey nostradamus! has two of its characters typing away inside kinko's.

bonus: NJ said he attempted to take five cats to the nature preserve for a walk today. only one of them refused to leave the car.

[denverbettie]

1. I once knew a cocker spaniel who would yodel when stored in a large trash bin. Which is where he was stored whenever he got into the trash. Ironic? I thought so. One time I was petsitting for him and I left Chinese food out. The dog, Edison, managed to unwrap a fortune cookie, eat the sugary goodness, and leave behind the wrapper and fortune (which said, "Learn Chinese Son" as in EdiSON.
2. Kinko's is hell on earth. For the employees and the patrons.
bonus: Five? I thought he had four. His place must be bigger than mine.

[dahliamoon]

they put the dog in the trashcan when he got into the trash? sounds like a mixed message. poor guy was probably yodeling "IN the trash, OUT of the trash, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??"

[ms_pooka]

number five is electric russell... the potty-trained cat who is a companion to dave the jewish roommate.

and i was wrong in another way. mr kitty stayed home during the foray.

[twiggypiggy]

Oh god I know! And when you do get their attention they move slow and reluctantly, all the while a computer is charging me .20 a minute for the waiting and asking why won't this computer print. Arrrghhh!

[denverbettie]

Ah yes, and when I pointed out the ticking fucking money eater to one Cherry Creek employee, instead of offering me a refund, she informed me that they are the busiest store in the nation. And then still didn't check me out. Fuckers.

[jeni_mae]

On Monday I will be back too work and my place is all yours, you can stare at the bums in the alley all afternoon.

[dahliamoon]

there are naked butts in your alley?

;P

[pheloniusfriar]

I am on a crusade to add the phrase "bag lord" to the English lexicon.

[miss_alio]

I always love reading your entries. Your writing is incredible. :)

[meg]

I second that...I keep saying that someone should steal her journal entries and submit them to magazines.

[denverbettie]

Steal away--just share the buck fifty you get for them, okay?

[meg]

I'ma get $2 and surprise the heck out of you!

[insolentkitty]

"I have never, until he became part of the family, heard a cat curse."

Oh, yes! That is the best line ever. It's even worth the extra effort put into cleaning up spewed chai tea!

It's good to "see" you. :)

[denverbettie]

He is my little Halloween Devil cat. I swear, it's more of a Oh Hell No than a curse, but this is one angry cat.