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Oct 13, 2004 14:50

Anytime I leave the apartment I wonder if cats will fight to the death. Internet research suggests that they will, but only under extreme circumstances. I'm hoping that an overcrowded shoe box of a living space does not qualify ( Read more... )

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ms_pooka October 13 2004, 14:18:13 UTC
1. my childhood dog could say rollover and yellow m&m. for real.

2. i haven't stepped foot inside a kinko's since i first started dating phil in early 1997. it sounds like they've changed. oddly enough, hey nostradamus! has two of its characters typing away inside kinko's.

bonus: NJ said he attempted to take five cats to the nature preserve for a walk today. only one of them refused to leave the car.

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denverbettie October 13 2004, 14:26:18 UTC
1. I once knew a cocker spaniel who would yodel when stored in a large trash bin. Which is where he was stored whenever he got into the trash. Ironic? I thought so. One time I was petsitting for him and I left Chinese food out. The dog, Edison, managed to unwrap a fortune cookie, eat the sugary goodness, and leave behind the wrapper and fortune (which said, "Learn Chinese Son" as in EdiSON.
2. Kinko's is hell on earth. For the employees and the patrons.
bonus: Five? I thought he had four. His place must be bigger than mine.

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dahliamoon October 13 2004, 15:40:24 UTC
they put the dog in the trashcan when he got into the trash? sounds like a mixed message. poor guy was probably yodeling "IN the trash, OUT of the trash, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??"

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ms_pooka October 14 2004, 09:34:56 UTC
number five is electric russell... the potty-trained cat who is a companion to dave the jewish roommate.

and i was wrong in another way. mr kitty stayed home during the foray.

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pheloniusfriar October 13 2004, 22:27:24 UTC
NJ said he attempted to take five cats to the nature preserve for a walk today

Isn't that a euphemism for a burlap bag and a rock? Shame on him!!!

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ms_pooka October 14 2004, 06:58:51 UTC
i'm afraid it is. he's pretty heartless and cruel when it comes to innocent, defenseless kittens.

it also explains the bolts of burlap fabric i saw hidden in his mirrored closet. he probably enjoys being able to watch himself fashion the burlap into killing bags.

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