Não falo portugues!

[denrito]

If I had the choice, I'd flush my essay down the toilet! I don't think I've ever been that disappointed in something I've written. Here goes another 5 hours trying to fix this piece of crap >:O

Yeah, I made two Justin Theroux wallpapers about a week ago. I just posted them. They're weird looking :|

MY BRAZILLIAN FRIENDS, WHAT IS HE SAYING?!?! (thank

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[bludger]

LMFAO I know right. His voice is so deep and suave. D: *FANGIRLS!*

Go Carla! Way to win the prize, omg. YOU WIN AT GRAPHICS, YAY!

[shellizzle]

bana's reaction to him being a virgin = priceless.

it made milk come out of my nose i was laughing so hard.

I don't knock the virgins!

[denrito]

She's only laughing cause she knew it all along, whereas I didn't!!!

the sight grosses me out! lmao

I know you don't. I'm just teasing :P

[bana76]

OMG I HATE VIRGIN KNOCKERS!

i have this friend who's always like "skjhg I can't talk to Linda (other close friend) anymore. she's such a virgin, she just doesn't get it"

sfghf
I'm all "HAVING A PENIS INSIDE YOU OR NOT DOESN'T CHANGE YOU "THAT" MUCH!" sghff

she's an idiot.
sure, it changes SOME things, mostly because of things it accompanies like responsibility and a deep emotional relationship, but when a friend thinks she can't talk to a virgin friend about non-sex-related things.. that's just stupid.

/vent

[denrito]

WOW, THAT'S SO IMMATURE!

[bana76]

I know, right?
I mean as a joke, I get it. SOMETIMES. Like first time we were talking about sex and the friend said "did it hurt for you?" which isn't even a stupid question consodering we were half drunk and it's a valid question since everyone's different. and the mean friend was like "shut up, virgin" and we all laughed.

BUT FOR HER TO CALL ME UP and act all serious and be like "I don't know what to do. I can't talk to her anymore. let's get her drunk and make her have sex"..

O.o!!!!!!!!!!!!

(ps. this girl came to montreal and cheated on her BF and said "everyone does it! all married people in my family cheat on their spouses on vacation")

shjgf OMG CARLA I TOLD YOU ABOUT THISBEFORE, DIDN'T I?????????

YEAH SAME GIRL!

[denrito]

She's pushing it a little. I think the non-virgin friend just wants to talk to someone who's been through the same thing.

But still, it doesn't make sense. You're still the same person... only deflowered.

LMAO, yes you did tell me that story! Like months ago! I remember! :D

[bana76]

i can't believe you said "deflowered". YOU LOSER!!!

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[denrito]

lmao shut up!!! I would've said devirginized, but I would've been repeating myself.

Plus, all good english authors use that word.

ME = GOOD ENGLISH AUTHOR
:P

You think that's why Ronaldo's game stinks!? And kaka's doesn't?!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!1!!!

[bana76]

LOL EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
and ronaldo rocks, ok? :P

[denrito]

Kaka likes to play with Ronaldo's bold head :P

[bana76]

BALD YOU MEAN?

lol

[denrito]

OBVIOUSLY

I always make that mistake...
wait I have to show you a picture

[bana76]

OK

[denrito]

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=71220550&cdi=0

[bana76]

HOLY CRAP hgfdf,hdjgffhg