Não falo portugues!

[denrito]

If I had the choice, I'd flush my essay down the toilet! I don't think I've ever been that disappointed in something I've written. Here goes another 5 hours trying to fix this piece of crap >:O

Yeah, I made two Justin Theroux wallpapers about a week ago. I just posted them. They're weird looking :|

MY BRAZILLIAN FRIENDS, WHAT IS HE SAYING?!?! (thank

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[bludger]

LMFAO I know right. His voice is so deep and suave. D: *FANGIRLS!*

Go Carla! Way to win the prize, omg. YOU WIN AT GRAPHICS, YAY!

[denrito]

I'm not joking cuz I loved Brian too!!! :O

And you could've been nicer and said "like Kaka's love for MEEEE!!"

grrr...

[bana76]

LOLOL

so .. like..

talking about fantasies.. lol
something prompted me to think of my own last night.

like I'm not not kink and leather and "ooh, pizza boy, take me away" lol
and really.. as lame as this sounds for someone as dirty as me, stranger-sex isn't THAT HOT. lol I mean.. it does the job then.. but ANYWAYS

so I came up with a fantasy
but it's so weird and dirty I can't tell anyone.

[denrito]

wtf!!! you build up this paragraph about blahblahsex and then you're like I CAN'T TELL ANYONE?!

NOT EVEN ME!?!? >:O

the kink and leather is only hot when you're comfortable with the person. Otherwise, it's just wrong!

[bana76]

MINE'S DIRTY, OK?

i'd be embarassed lol

it's a two parter... actually

[denrito]

fine, suit yourself

BUT I WILL GET YOU DRUNK AND HAVE YOU TELL ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

o rly?!

[bana76]

well

the one part... my friend did it when she was sleeping over at her boyfriend's one week lol

it's not so KINKY
it's... the timing

and it's not in the morning

lol
ugh

and you'd need to sleep over there

[denrito]

Can you get any vague-er? loool

[bana76]

WAKING SOMEONE UP
shgfdhgf

[denrito]

and that's dirty how?! ;)

BUT YES, THAT MAY BE THE CUTEST MOST ROMANTIC AND ADORABLE THING EVER

[bana76]

and also, like.. it'd be with a husband or a boyfriend you live with.. or someone you really trust.. and THEN HOT.

lolol

so yeah.. 4 am sex is my fantasy., HAPPPY?

[denrito]

OH YES IT AM!!! *happy dance*

And yeah, like.. I totally agree. Not too fond of stranger/one night stand type thing. I tolerate it, but I wouldn't do it.

Why do you think we're still single?! o.O

4am is the best time of day... seriously

[bana76]

lol I THOUGHT I was into one night stands.
I thought I loved alcohol.
I THOUGHT I WAS A BAD GIRL.

but alas/...the last year has taught me I'm more "conservative", I guess than I thought.

and I'm ok with it. It doesn't make me a prude. I'll never say "ew" to anyone's weird sexual .. whatevers. Or even non-weird ones. I won't say "ew" to a drink. Just.. drink one or two drinks and leave it at that.

lol this is a really fascinating thing to find out about yourself at 19, btw.

[denrito]

haha, I always knew what kind of relationship I wanted
But I totally respect other people's sex life. But for me personally, it needs to be more personal. Few people seem to understand that these days.

As far as alcohol is concerned, I do drink. But never excessively. I never felt like I needed to. I don't know how else to explain it :/

ahaha, sure it is! Better now than later!

[shellizzle]

OMG!!!!!

you just made me laugh so hard I STARTED TO TEAR UP!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

[denrito]

SO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY NOW!?!?! :@