Ah...

Heh...

Um...

I think I'm lost. I'm in a place with a lot of sand. And big fucking worms. And freaky people with eyes brighter blue than that Frodo dude.

What's going on?

Where have I been?

No, serious, dude, where have I been? I don't know. My Mun went off on an ill-fated venture died or something.

But he gave me a friend to keep me amused.

Wow! I've only been alive again for a week or something and I've already nailed two hot chicks!

I'm gonna go buy new hot clothes for my hot self.

I like chocolate.

I want a puppy.

Um...some weird dude has been following me around.

I'm alive again.

I don't remember how I died. Probably had to do with my opiate addiction.

The reaction to my return's been, like, mixed.

She is really fine. I want to, like, get her alone.

He keeps grabbing my ass. I worry.