*shoves Karl into a closet and locks the door after me*

*pokes Karl*

Wanna play X-box?

So the Risen are eight now. *squees* Awesome!

*bounces around*

( Dommie's a Unicorn! )

*thinking*

Well, after my conference with God, I find myself outside of Angel Karl's rooms in Heaven. I don't know where else to go, and I don't do well by myself. Damn self-esteem problems. I just... I don't think I'm good enough for him. I was a fucking demon for however long I was down here, and in life I wasn't too good anyway.*knocks ( Read more... )

*is wandering around Heaven*

*stops a random angel*

Do you know where I can find Angel Sean?

Some idiot angel thinks he's in LOVE with me!! He doesn't even know me! What the hell? Not only that, but I've broken so much stuff since I got here, I'm surprised I haven't been killed yet for it!

GAH!

I think I'm just gonna go up to Earth and get totally monged!

Anyone wanna come with?

*Is wandering Hell again*

*sees some funky looking sarcophagus standing in the middle of the floor*

*opens the lid, sees nothing inside, lets the lid fall shut*

*walks away, but turns back when he hears it clatter to the floor*

*turns around and sees it in pieces on the ground*

Oh, holy shit!

*runs like the wind*

*wanders the stacks in Hell's vast library, sort of dancing around to the music on his headphones ( Read more... )

*wanders around Hell*

*sees a miniature Coliseum*

*touches it*

*watches wide-eyed as it collapses*

Oops...

*scurries away*