When Hurricanes Attack! 4: Jeanne

[deluxed]

Another hurricane, as all of you fucking know, is about to give it to Jacksonville up the ass. Jeanne hit land on Southern Florida, grew a huge fucking cock, and is now merrily fucking away with her new appendage. Luckily, Jacksonville has had the past 12 hours since Jeanne made landfall to track down a whole lotta KY so we're hoping with the

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[conformity]

even god hates florida

[deluxed]

...and your Mom? How am I supposed to respond to that?

You: THE SKY IS BLUE.
Me: Yes. Did you forget?
You: No, I'm just stating the obvious to be FUNNY.

[incomple]

The weird thing about that visual image in the beginning is that Florida already looks like a wang, so if a wang is fucking a wang, that's really disgusting and painful.

Also, Cane party? More like CONE party!!

[deluxed]

Oh HA HA HA. CONE PARTY. I GET IT. ...Unlike the Star Wars Wars pun, eh hem.

I am sad that Bush has reclaimed his grasp on Florida. The joy I had an entry ago is lost.

[rote]

I win because my predictions bore out.

[deluxed]

I hate you and I hope you die.

Redmike, I used to understand the need for the Electoral College, really. Now I can't think of why I liked it ever. We're not worried about the whole, we're worried about little bits and peices patched together to make a Presidency Quilt of Shittiness. Isn't there some truth in, "together we stand, united we fall?" Maybe? A little? Even though it's something a patriot came up with?

I am so burnt out on politics.

[bleedcreativity]

Hey bitch. Check out my new replacement layout...after Zac's asshole-ish actions, Taylor has re-gained prominence next to Kenneth in the image. Lol.

Another thing...The resolution fairy has been haunting me to encourage you to move out of the dark ages. The world no longer must live under the oppression of 800 x 600. Free thyself!

[deluxed]

I will check it out after I call you A WHORE for messing up my H- and V- size! I can't get my shit to look right again! Do you remember what numbers they were on originally?

Okay, I've checked it out and it is rad. I love that picture of you.

[archiedavis]

if it was a COCAINE party, i would be far more interested.

i didnt lose power last time, so here is hoping lightning strikes twice.
err...DOESNT strike twice.

i mean, i just want my fucking lights on.
yeah. that part.

[deluxed]

Billiam, you're a hoot with the always being high.

I lost power for less than 24 hours. Next time a hurricane comes I'll bitch twice as much so I lose power for half as long as the previous hurricane. My own equation.

[archiedavis]

i am not always high!

every time you see me online i am, but that is mere coincidence.

[ashael]

Hmmm... Sugarcane...

[deluxed]

AND IT'S KOSHER!