My asshole is more itchy than it's ever been right now and I can't make it stop ( Read more... )

i dont want to do anything for my birthday, i just want to stay home and be left alone.

Cat Power, Tori Amos, Rilo Kiley, PJ Harvey, Sleater-Kinney, Ani Difranco, etc. SHUT UP, YOU CUNTS. STOP ( Read more... )

So, it's a television show... where... people are asked 5th grade and lower questions... and can earn up to a million dollars for answering said questions ( Read more... )

music sucks. most of it ( Read more... )

So today I felt I needed to trim my pubic hair because it has gotten pretty unruly. I took some clippers that a normal barber would use for a head and set it on the 1st setting. I was doing pretty good until I got to the area where the shaft, underneath and at the bottom of my penis, meets the top of my nutsack ( Read more... )

Lauren and I are completely too comfortable with each other... to the point where we're both sick and we blow snot rockets into each other's faces.

Ew.

I've been awake for so long I have double vision.

New Year's was. That's all.

i want to go to sleep and never ever ever wake up. ever.

and then she wakes up miserable and leaves.

and it's my fault somehow.

fuck. that. shit.