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Winter Olympics Porn Sam/Dean & J2 Comment-fic Meme!

Feb 13, 2014 08:29

Is it just me, or does watching these amazing athletes inspire lots of porny thoughts about hard bodies and epic stamina ( Read more... )

olympics, say what you meme

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lady_eilthana February 13 2014, 20:18:05 UTC

They're in the same team, they share a room and one morning the bathroom door doesn't open again when they're both inside (it happened to this poor guy who broke the whole door in order to get out). Things ... happen.

amberdreams February 14 2014, 22:59:25 UTC

ha ha the BBC radio reporter got that story all messed up by saying the guy broke down the door with his bobsleigh - until the weather girl pointed out it would be impossible to get a bloody bobsleigh into a room let alone into a bathroom! Bwhahah!

brutti_ma_buoni February 22 2014, 00:55:25 UTC

So, yeah... More than a little late, but finally couldn't resist this one: Motivation, abut 2000 words and, dammit, not as porny as I intended.

lady_eilthana February 13 2014, 20:26:17 UTC

Jensen's a reporter for biathlon and he mostly talks about this Padalecki guy. It's just ... the hands when he's shooting (damn you, camera operator), the heavy breathing, the messy hair, all those muscles. It's really not his fault his commentary turns a little bit inappropriate for national TV (or radio).

honscot February 13 2014, 20:35:47 UTC

Okay, Jared's sister is tall, right? I'm thinking something along the lines of…

Jared and his sister do pairs figure skating. She gets injured just before the competition. Jared is devastated about missing his chance to perform, and Jensen can't stand seeing his secret love best friend so upset so he volunteers to fill in. The catch? Jensen has to pretend to be Megan and perform in her sparkly costume, so the judges don't immediately catch on. Turns out, Jared really likes the costume on his secret love best friend.

brutti_ma_buoni February 13 2014, 20:39:19 UTC

Sure, it's tough at the top where medals are decided. But when a top 30 finish is your dream, it's okay to kick back a little. Which is just what Jared's Olympic plan is. What happens in the athletes' village, stays in the village, amirite? Then he meets Jensen, who has another take. Conflict, leading to sex. (Or medals. Or both?)

linvro21 February 13 2014, 20:42:07 UTC

J2
"I'm like a sexual snowflake, each night with me is a unique experience."

obsidianromance February 21 2014, 14:22:17 UTC

*am dying*

Snowflakes are not sexy. Almost the opposite of.

But now? Now they are a little sexy. LOL

linvro21 February 22 2014, 15:42:48 UTC

:D
It's just a quote by Schmidt from New Girl.