001 ♬ Introduction [Voice]

[deformiwhats]

[Lorne and portals don't equal fun times. They equal very not fun times.]

...Oh, God. No, not another portal.

Why
me?

[Into the phone.]

H-hey! Look, when I said get away, I didn't exactly mean to a crazy twisted funhouse, okay? I was thinking more, y'know, tropical! With a lack of creepy, preferably...

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voice

[favoritetraitor]

... 'Another' portal?

[deformiwhats]

You know. In addition to the bajillion others out there.

[favoritetraitor]

You sound as if you know quite a bit about such phenomena...

[deformiwhats]

Unfortunately, yes. Intimately. Except this time it was less me jumping into one and more me suddenly being here. In Creeptown. Hey, you're not the mayor of Creeptown, are you? 'Cause an express ticket out of here would earn you my eternal gratitude!

[child_radical]

Well there's a beach here for what it's worth.

[deformiwhats]

Well! Does it come with drinks with little umbrellas in them?

[child_radical]

You'll have to go to one of the bars here for that one.

[deformiwhats]

Hey, still. Bars! That's the best news I've gotten yet.

voice; Give her a moment. 1/3

[abdicate_you]

2/3

[abdicate_you]

voice;

[abdicate_you]

You are here by the will of greater beings. Think yourself inconsequential.

Back atcha! 1/2

[deformiwhats]

[thatsmyjob]

Twisted funhouse is not as far off the mark as you might think.

[deformiwhats]

Fabulous. Should I even bother asking where the exits are?

[thatsmyjob]

Only if you enjoy being vastly disappointed in the answer.

[deformiwhats]

No. No, not so much. More thinking I'd give anything for a lot of something fruity and alcoholic.

[incendite]

Why not you?

[deformiwhats]

Because I liked where I was, Peaches and Cream. Well, mostly.

[incendite]

Y'know, I don't really think the City cares about that.

[deformiwhats]

Yeah, I'm getting that. Then again, things like that rarely do.