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My Thoughts on Being in a Beauty Hunk Contest
Pros
+ Oggled by ladies
+ Flirted as much as I wanted
+ Got to be as narcissistic as possible
+ Kilt = a refreshing breeze around the Kudou Package
+ Outscored Aya. HAH.
Cons
- Didn't get to sleep with any judges; all were either under 18, taken, or a man. CURRENTLY BEING RECTIFIED &hearts ( Read more... ) -
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My apologies, ladies, but I wasn't able to get my shit together in order to do "Sexy Brawler of the Month: Miss August." Apparently Kritiker thinks that killing people and selling flowers are more important activities than looking at beautiful women. WOE. September will have to be a two for one special that I'm sure you'll all enjoy &hearts ( Read more... ) -
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Mental note: Never underestimate little shark bastards. Since when were inline skates fucking weapons? I didn't even show up armed. (There's a clever joke about rollarBLADES somewhere in there, but I sure as fuck don't have enough nicotine in my system to think of it ( Read more... ) -
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FUCK THIS WEEK. I woke up in some random apartment, with no memory how I got there. That's not too unusual. But it was obviously not a woman's apartment, and I was clearly not hung over, so naturally I assumed I'd been kidnapped or something. Snuck out (who the fuck is the Itou family, anyway?), walked about an hour till I got to a payphone, and ( Read more... ) -
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Well, this is more than a little awkward. I woke up this morning in some person's apartment, and I have no idea how I got here. I tried calling Asuka's cell and telling her where I was (even though I don't really know at this point), but the operator said the number wasn't in use; same thing happened with our home number. And my cell phone number ( Read more... ) -
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This place is way too much of a sausage fest, so it's time to do something about it. Ladies and gentlemen, for your approval I present:
SEXY BRAWLER OF THE MONTH: MISS JULY
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OK, how is my liver still functioning? What a trooper. Anyways, it was Aya's birthday yesterday, and we threw him a little surprise gathering. NOT A PARTY, but a gathering. And I think I drank too much. Like.. way too much. In my defense I did wait until Aya-chan left before getting really wasted. Sadly, all of the pictures came out either blurry ( Read more... ) -
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So happy birthday to aya! HE brought aya-chan with him too, it was just us and the guys and her and lots og booze and cake, but not for the chibis. Aya-chab and Omi had juice and Ken threw up cake it was fucikng hystarical, it was like he vomited rainbows. I knw the gay rainbow cake was a good idea but nooo ken was like AYA WONT LIKE IT OMG but I ( Read more... ) -
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Figures that on the last night of my existence we'd have a 4-man mission. That kinda fucked up all my plans for the night, and not in the way I wanted. Post mission adrenaline high is keeping me from sleeping, so I think I'll get wasted. Not like I have to worry about the hangover the next day ( Read more... ) -
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So. End of the world. 48 hours to live. All girls age 18+, I vote we have a going away orgy.