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[deepestindigo]

[locked to owen]hey, so, um... i was never that up on my bible, but are you a firstborn

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[archangelet]

thanks for the invite, and i'd take you up on it, but the buffster and i are probably going to hold down the fort here. it'll be good to blow off some fucking steam, though. i itch in places a person should NEVER ITCH EVER.

[deepestindigo]

o fuck I KNOW.

behemoth form is not as helpful as you'd think. how they can even bite when i'm like that is a mystery, but they do.

scalding hot showers, cold showers, NOTHING HELPS.

[der_weevilkonig]

well, given the amount of bile my mother spewed about how i was the reason she couldn't finish uni and she'd never wanted a child in the first place, let's just say i'd be surprised to find out she'd had any other spawn before me. but that's just my gut feeling.

...if the beasts aren't your garden-variety whatever-the-fuck passes for dangerous fauna around here, i might be able to find something to do with a few corpses. gwen never finds me anything good to autopsy it's like she just doesn't care any more.

[deepestindigo]

...fuck.

i'd say something sympathetic about how i'm sorry your mom sounds like a real bitch, but i'm guessing sympathy's not so much your thing.

though, for what it's worth, i never knew my real parents. apparently they left me in a toy store or something when i was two. there was this big deal about the poor abandoned child or whatever, and i got adopted by some nice, normal people who had NO FUCKING IDEA i was going to turn into a big scary monster.

but hey, kicking me out is a whole lot better than going after me with a shotgun, y'know?

still, that means i don't really know if i've got any older siblings. i'm thinking PROBABLY NOT.

also, you're a sick bastard. i respect that in a person.

look, just in case we're gonna die horribly, i'll bring you beer. the best beer in the world, even.

no, really. ever had delirium tremens? the beer. not the condition. it was literally voted the best beer in the world. and i've got a stockpile.

[der_weevilkonig]

yes well, so long as i probably will be dead within another week, i might as well spend my time dissecting interesting animals rather than moping about my shitty childhood.

i would welcome beer. especially if it doesn't taste like carbonated horse piss. i'm not entirely sure how you survive in this country, and that's before the plagues are factored in.

[deepestindigo]

mostly i drink fizzy sugary girly drinks that also happen to be strong enough to knock most people on their asses, is how.

but delirium tremens is the good stuff, i swear.

kashtta tower, right? i mean, after the clf thing, and the lists that ianto guy put up, i'm guessing you're THAT owen.

that or there's another wanderer with that name and you have a dissection fetish. hey, i don't judge.

[hey_capn_jack]

{{OOC: Sometime on Monster Day}}

I don't even know. It's not like they guard the door.

[deepestindigo]

yeah, well, i'm stopping by to bring beer and corpses for owen anyway. (i meet two random depressed guys, and they're both in the same building now. i'm gonna try and not read too much into that.)

and... well, i might kinda be dying soon, with the plagues and all. i don't exactly know, but i think probably.

so as much as i don't want to come over all "dying woman's last request", especially since i'd feel dumb if i don't actually die...

...well, i kinda wanted to see you again. you're cool. you get stuff. you're not weird about the whore thing.

so i'm gonna be in the building anyway. if you don't mind me stopping by to see you.

don't do it for me, j. do it for the best goddamn beer in the world, which i've got a huge stockpile of.

[hey_capn_jack]

{OOC: ...after an uneasy pause...}

...yeah, the last time I saw Owen, he shot me in the chest, so maybe if you could come find me after you're through with him.

I'll probably be in  a maintenance hall. Somewhere.

...there's an angel named Mac who will know how to find me.

[deepestindigo]

...you know, i thought the entire situation i was in already was awkward enough. this is just

okay. i am staying SO far out of the middle of this, so long as people i like don't shoot other people i like while i'm there, i'm just going to stay in my happy place, where smokes are free and sugar is abundant.

just warn mac i'm coming, okay? at least i've got distinctive hair. i'll play it by ear by now, and worry about everything else if i'm still alive in a week.

and yeah, j, i still want to see you. so there.

[homoraptor]

i m all 4 killing things party :)

[deepestindigo]

awesome!

i'll have to do a bit of flying back and forth -- my friend wants the monster corpses, so yeah... but i'll definitely be around.

(dante too -- i ran into him earlier.)