well, given the amount of bile my mother spewed about how i was the reason she couldn't finish uni and she'd never wanted a child in the first place, let's just say i'd be surprised to find out she'd had any other spawn before me. but that's just my gut feeling.
...if the beasts aren't your garden-variety whatever-the-fuck passes for dangerous fauna around here, i might be able to find something to do with a few corpses. gwen never finds me anything good to autopsy it's like she just doesn't care any more.
i'd say something sympathetic about how i'm sorry your mom sounds like a real bitch, but i'm guessing sympathy's not so much your thing.
though, for what it's worth, i never knew my real parents. apparently they left me in a toy store or something when i was two. there was this big deal about the poor abandoned child or whatever, and i got adopted by some nice, normal people who had NO FUCKING IDEA i was going to turn into a big scary monster.
but hey, kicking me out is a whole lot better than going after me with a shotgun, y'know?
still, that means i don't really know if i've got any older siblings. i'm thinking PROBABLY NOT.
also, you're a sick bastard. i respect that in a person.
look, just in case we're gonna die horribly, i'll bring you beer. the best beer in the world, even.
no, really. ever had delirium tremens? the beer. not the condition. it was literally voted the best beer in the world. and i've got a stockpile.
yes well, so long as i probably will be dead within another week, i might as well spend my time dissecting interesting animals rather than moping about my shitty childhood.
i would welcome beer. especially if it doesn't taste like carbonated horse piss. i'm not entirely sure how you survive in this country, and that's before the plagues are factored in.
...if the beasts aren't your garden-variety whatever-the-fuck passes for dangerous fauna around here, i might be able to find something to do with a few corpses. gwen never finds me anything good to autopsy it's like she just doesn't care any more.
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i'd say something sympathetic about how i'm sorry your mom sounds like a real bitch, but i'm guessing sympathy's not so much your thing.
though, for what it's worth, i never knew my real parents. apparently they left me in a toy store or something when i was two. there was this big deal about the poor abandoned child or whatever, and i got adopted by some nice, normal people who had NO FUCKING IDEA i was going to turn into a big scary monster.
but hey, kicking me out is a whole lot better than going after me with a shotgun, y'know?
still, that means i don't really know if i've got any older siblings. i'm thinking PROBABLY NOT.
also, you're a sick bastard. i respect that in a person.
look, just in case we're gonna die horribly, i'll bring you beer. the best beer in the world, even.
no, really. ever had delirium tremens? the beer. not the condition. it was literally voted the best beer in the world. and i've got a stockpile.
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i would welcome beer. especially if it doesn't taste like carbonated horse piss. i'm not entirely sure how you survive in this country, and that's before the plagues are factored in.
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but delirium tremens is the good stuff, i swear.
kashtta tower, right? i mean, after the clf thing, and the lists that ianto guy put up, i'm guessing you're THAT owen.
that or there's another wanderer with that name and you have a dissection fetish. hey, i don't judge.
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