The Registry (PG)

[deelaundry]

Posted to house_wilson and house_slash

Title: The Registry
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Words: 1762
Summary: Wilson and House work on their gift registry. (Dialogue only. Could be a prequel to “ That Time Cameron Had Mono” but doesn’t have to be.)
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, more’s the pity.
Notes: Many thanks to Media and whimsicalwonder for the

Comments

[alsaurusrex]

This was... absolutely amazing. There are no words to describe how much I love this. So adorable, and perfectly in character! I could picture the whole thing. Love it.

[deelaundry]

Thank you so much! I seem to be on an adorable kick lately - at least that's the way they come out on paper.

[alsaurusrex]

If you're on an adorable kick, by all means please keep writing them that way!!! That's how I love them best. <3<3<3<3

[idonmatrix]

This fic is pure House/Wilson. I laughed til I cried. A thousand kudos to Dee Laundry - the best H/W comedy writer ever.

[deelaundry]

I'm blushing. How sweet of you. Thanks!

[fallen_arazil]

*gigglesnort* D'aw ... you know, the whole 'marriage' thing is a bit of a cliche, but far be it for me to complain--things become cliches because everyone likes them ^_^ and if ever 'wedding' fic was like this, I'm sure I'd become addicted. Loverly. Wilson trying to be the voice of reason but sorta-secretly egging House on, House being obnoxious because he's HOUSE and he CAN, and the clerk--meh, s/he's seen it all. Thank you for shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond next. Adore it.

~Djinn

[deelaundry]

Thank you so much. Your characterization of H/W/clerk was exactly what I was going for; very gratifying to hear the fic came through that way.

House being obnoxious because he's HOUSE and he CAN made me laugh - that's so the way to describe him.

[vanillafluffy]

I laughed the whole way through this, and I'm still chuckling. Between the towels and the shoe store story (That would be a bitch to say three times fast!) and the hair dryer and everything---basically, it was perfect. It was like you bugged House's cane and wrote up what you heard. Awesomeness!

[deelaundry]

Wow, *blush* "bugged House's cane" - thanks! The hair dryer came from two inspirations (not counting the show itself): House's refrigerator by firestorm717: http://community.livejournal.com/house_md/1063858.html and djb's recap of Clueless on TWoP: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a865/index-1.html

I have no idea where the towels and Community Dog Wash day came from.

[axmxz]

>OK, I will. Let me hold your pointer gun thing. That is not a metaphor.

>Here. It’s kind of tricky to use. Sometimes you have to work hard to get it to go off, and sometimes it goes off without warning. Still not a metaphor.

**snort**

Excellent.

[deelaundry]

That was a last minute addition - glad you liked it! Thanks.