Simple as Pie (PG)
Posted to house_wilson
Title: Simple as Pie (sequel to Easy Peasy)
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Words: 259
Summary: There's an Xbox 360 at Kutner's party.
Notes: Set a year after episode 4-16, "Wilson's Heart." Spoilers through that ep but no spoilers for Season Five.
House was distracted from his debate with Foreman by an odd sound. It was strange; it was weird; it was... giggling.
He turned to see Wilson seated in front of Kutner's couch, grinning like a fool, his hands wrapped around an Xbox controller, and around Wilson's hands were the dainty feminine fingers of Taub's wife. She was touching Wilson.
Oh hell no.
As House approached she was saying, "Like this, do it like this," tugging at Wilson's hands and laughing, and Wilson was smiling at her, teasing and happy, and oh hell no.
House spared only the briefest glance at the TV before descending on the pair of them. "Flirting with a woman while playing with rainbow-colored stuffed animals. Could you be any more bisexual?"
"I don't even know what that means!" Wilson protested.
"It means girly time is over," House replied as he grabbed the disc out of the gaming unit and slammed in another. "Time to play a man's game."
Wilson smiled apologetically at Madame Harlot, who finally took the cue and took off, and then peered at the screen as the opening shots of colliding cars appeared. "This isn't Grand Theft Auto, is it? You know I hate the violence in that game."
"Quit reminding me how wimpy you are," House groused as he picked up the second controller and settled next to Wilson. "This is Burnout Revenge, no people at all. Just mechanical mayhem and property damage. Happy?"
"Like a pig in mud," Wilson replied, raising his controller and tilting his head onto House's shoulder.
Title: Simple as Pie (sequel to Easy Peasy)
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Words: 259
Summary: There's an Xbox 360 at Kutner's party.
Notes: Set a year after episode 4-16, "Wilson's Heart." Spoilers through that ep but no spoilers for Season Five.
House was distracted from his debate with Foreman by an odd sound. It was strange; it was weird; it was... giggling.
He turned to see Wilson seated in front of Kutner's couch, grinning like a fool, his hands wrapped around an Xbox controller, and around Wilson's hands were the dainty feminine fingers of Taub's wife. She was touching Wilson.
Oh hell no.
As House approached she was saying, "Like this, do it like this," tugging at Wilson's hands and laughing, and Wilson was smiling at her, teasing and happy, and oh hell no.
House spared only the briefest glance at the TV before descending on the pair of them. "Flirting with a woman while playing with rainbow-colored stuffed animals. Could you be any more bisexual?"
"I don't even know what that means!" Wilson protested.
"It means girly time is over," House replied as he grabbed the disc out of the gaming unit and slammed in another. "Time to play a man's game."
Wilson smiled apologetically at Madame Harlot, who finally took the cue and took off, and then peered at the screen as the opening shots of colliding cars appeared. "This isn't Grand Theft Auto, is it? You know I hate the violence in that game."
"Quit reminding me how wimpy you are," House groused as he picked up the second controller and settled next to Wilson. "This is Burnout Revenge, no people at all. Just mechanical mayhem and property damage. Happy?"
"Like a pig in mud," Wilson replied, raising his controller and tilting his head onto House's shoulder.